The Search for the Dress

I don’t even want a wedding dress. No miles of satin and lace. No beading or sequins. It doesn’t even have to be white. I just want a dress to get married in. I guess it should be pretty. I mean, I suppose every bride wants to be pretty. Hell, every girl wants to be pretty any time she puts on a dress. So, yeah, it should be pretty. And it needs to fit. Sure. Because it doesn’t matter how pretty it is if it doesn’t fit, right?

So, that’s a pretty short list of reasonable demands. How hard can this be? Well, I bought two dresses online, hoping one of them would work. Nope. And I’ve looked at a billion other dresses online. Some are pretty, but wouldn’t fit. Some might fit, but ugh. Too formal. Too casual. Too long a wait time when I’m getting married in five weeks.

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